Missy | September 16, 2005
The ability to string words together and post is starting to feel like constipation. No pithy headlines, rhyming, or alliteration to be found anywhere near my brain. Or maybe I didn’t learn my lesson the first time with early morning screenings following midnight madness.
That said.
L’Enfant: Exactly what you would and should expect from the brothers: methodical pacing of bad decision-making that will leave the viewer speculating how, exactly, everything will turn out even though there are no major plot twists. It never ends quite like you think, yet the result comes with the heavy realization that no other possibility could be anywhere near as perfect as that which the Dardennes construct. Oh, and there’s actually a chase scene.
Bloggus interruptus. A woman just stopped by my table (I’m sitting at the Varsity Cinemas/small mall/office building that also serves as the festival headquarters). She sees me typing on my laptop, asks me if I work for the festival (I say no) and then she tells me she has a story and do I know where she can get a publisher. A few minutes later, a guy stops by and asks if I am from the Dubai Film Festival.
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance: Many are suggesting this is the best of Park Chan-wook’s revenge trilogy. I’m not sure I can really get behind that assessment, mostly because it required some parsing out of a few plot points that blew by some of us. Note to the filmmaker: do you really need to have narrative that is so convoluted? Also, the film feels like two movies in one, somewhat incongruently. The first portion, similar to Oldboy, is a hyperactive dark comedy, while the second part (seemingly forgetting about all the stuff it threw at us in the first part, like, where was the Pussy Posse Revenge Task Force we were all expecting?) turns into a differently paced, serious (if not message-y, save for the unsettling-because-it’s-weirdly-funny pseudo-parliamentary procedure among a group of victims’ families), and, quite beautifully, operatic film. (Jesus, that may go down as the worst sentence I’ve ever written. I must be harnessing Park’s brain.) And yet I enjoyed the film and would like a second viewing.
The Great Yokai War: I don’t have much to say because I wasn’t really paying attention, nor was I trying to. But I wanted to mention one thing: would a Miike “kids movie” be a Miike film without a cat in a microwave? Well, it was a cat-like puppet in a CGI microwave, but still.
Iron Island: Just returned from the morning screening. Still not alert. Interesting concept–a mini-society of homeless families living on an abandoned oil tanker. Not as affecting as I’d hoped.
Now I have time to kill and I could use a decent meal. My erratic diet (of, mostly, coffee & cigarettes) is taking its toll–my favorite jeans that normally give me a shapely behind are begging for a belt.
UPDATE: I walked out of the big, dumb Jackie Chan movie, The Myth, which I didn’t really care to see in the first place. I think I am also hitting the proverbial wall. Even the audiences in general are sounding less rambunctious at this point.
Because of the Yokai switcheroo to last night’s midnight screening, I now have a huge chunk of time available to me tomorrow and, out of fear of arbitrarily picking whatever happens to be screening & available during that time and risking another walk-out, I may instead drop in at Toronto Dance Theatre. I could use some endorphins. Good thing I thought ahead and packed appropriate attire.
Meanwhile, I picked up a ticket to tonight’s midnighter, despite my earlier warnings to myself and lessons learned and whatnot, what with Ozon at 9:30 tomorrow. No amount of coffee, etc.
Next up: Tsai Ming-liang! I should have saved the Tsai-referencing title from yesterday for this one.
UPDATE on Tsai Ming-liang: Oh. My. God. I feel sick.
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