Missy | July 30, 2005

I am simultaneously ice-packing my achilles (overuse) and heat-padding my shoulder (too much left-shoulder bag carrying = range of motion issues). And, procrastinating.

Mihow has started a photographic series on the props people use to support window air conditioner units. (Pretty much all of renting Brooklyn lacks central air.) It’s worth your time to click on each photo to see the details. She seems to think that people rummage through their cabinets for food items-cum-kickstands, but I suspect there were specific shopping outings to find the correctly sized can of, in this case, canned tomatoes. As for the dictionary, I’m a little offended but, then again, this one’s circa 1957. Although it will probably offend many to say so, I would have picked Gravity’s Rainbow, but this’ll do. Clearly this person grew out of their early 20’s. (Either that or the Kevin Smith movies have been replaced with DVDs). I had to do a little research on Sam Butera–he’s a saxaphonist who led Louis Prima’s band. I am pretty certain that this person is not the person using Butera’s records as an AC prop. I wonder if this person recognizes the irony. (Sweatshops? Get it?) Poor Fievel. Commenters have jokingly waged unofficial dares to find a Bible, but Michele argues that the Harry Potter books are an equally unlikely candidate (and she has thus made it her ultimate quest to find them).

Question to Mihow & Toby: what do *you* use? I don’t have anything, relying instead on the quality of professional installation and praying that I don’t come home one day to find gaping void where the unit used to be.

Somewhere in here there’s a joke about a Tongue and the Mayor

Missy | July 29, 2005

Today I had lunch with some co-workers at Katz’s Delicatessen (the place made famous by When Harry Met Sally). As it so happened, Mayor Bloomberg did, too. He was there filming some interview, and then he made rounds on his way out. I didn’t even have a chance to fumble with my settings in order to snap this awful photo, all before I actually said hello. He commented on the heaping piles of pastrami at our table. (He didn’t actually use the phrase “heaping piles”; I am, of course, paraphrasing.) If you like the meats, do go there for the pastrami. One co-worker had the tongue as well (because the rest of us were, as he put it, being babies about it).

Mayor Bloomberg says hello, at Katz’s on Houston.

Smash Your Head on the punk rock

Missy | July 22, 2005

Hearing the Dead Kennedys’ “Holiday in Cambodia” on WOXY Vintage brings back a flood of memories, like when my friend Benji, the only skater in my rural Ohio school, introduced me to the band around 1986, or the most recent one being moving-to-New York-day, when….wait, did I tell this story before? Ah well. Anyway. To balance money-savings with peace of mind (read: not driving myself in a truck), I found a mover on Craigslist, believe it or not; he started his own moving company & set up laborers for me on either end, etc. He was great–I rode up in the van with him (with a trailer hitched to the back) and we shared stories & laughs & smokes the whole way. My CDs were packed up, but he had quite a selection, albeit spanning only two genres: classical and punk. What do you want to listen to? Why, the Dead Kennedys’ “Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables”, natch. Blaring. Making great time–the day had thus far gone incredibly smoothly. Then all of a sudden, blowout on the NJ turnpike! He spent the next 30 or so minutes wrenching the shredded, demolished tire off the wheel and replacing it with the spare. I stood around and silently watched because I didn’t know what else to do. When he was done, he sat in the driver’s seat smoking a cigarette and trying to collect his wits–the blown tire was on the traffic-facing side, after all, and he was about 6 feet from speeding cars the whole time. When he was ready, he started the van, the Dead Kennedys came crashing back, loud. Needless to say, that was the end of the Dead Kennedys.

“We’re going to win this at the local level.”

Missy | July 21, 2005

I admit I felt a little twitchy on the subway ride home today. That said, I read a terrific piece in this week’s New Yorker about NYC Police Commissioner Ray Kelly and the N.Y.P.D. counterterrorism efforts. I’m impressed. Unfortunately, the lengthy piece isn’t available online, but a Q&A with the writer is. The article notes that, whereas the FBI and CIA are concerned with national interests, the goal of the local police, above all else, is to keep people safe. (Plus, it kind of warms a libertarian’s heart to read about the seriousness & sophistication of local rather than national safeguarding.)

As I assured my mom in an email today, I feel safe here.

On a completely unrelated note, why won’t my apartment cool down. Why. (The AC has been on since I stepped in the door, stripped down, washed the city grime off my face, and got squeaky clean with Lemonade. I hate to use the phrase “squeaky clean”, because if you think about it, it’s kind of, I dunno, weird. But if you use the stuff, you’ll know what I mean.) My back is in knots from a yoga class last night and there’s no way I’m pulling out the heating pad. A little wine will have to do the trick. (Incidentally, I’m finding that the funnier the yoga teacher, the more likely I am to go to class. Last night’s teacher was a regular Carol Burnett. Well, maybe not Carol Burnett, but she’s the first comedienne who popped into my head. Also, what happened to Michelle Williams? She used to come to my class. Was it because of the Gawker Stalker-ing? Forgive me, Michelle. And I’m sorry the teacher called you by my name, like, three times.)

The post was revised no fewer than five times.

Getting meta

Missy | July 15, 2005

Every time I write a post, be it large or small (-ish), I publish it after I’ve corrected glaring typing and grammatical errors and then I continue to fiddle with it, while it’s live, for about an hour afterward. Am I alone in this? I guess I have to see it on the page to get it right.

I’m not touching this one, though.

Missy | July 15, 2005

Okay, I’ve been meaning to get to this for the past 24 hours but I haven’t had time (guess who’s writing SAS code this weekend? me! and that’s mostly by choice…) Merce Cunningham’s Ocean, kicking off the 2005 Lincoln Center Festival, swims with life. (No more bad metaphors from here on out, I promise). Based on what supposedly would have been James Joyce’s project following Finnegan’s Wake were it not for his death, composer John Cage envisioned an abstract oceanic lifeform of the literary piece that never came to be. Only, Cage himself died before Ocean could be created, though his ideas are there: a circular space, with the audience forming a ring around the stage, with the orchestra circling the audience. And man if I wasn’t in awe in the adaptability of Rose Hall. (One reason why Ocean is rarely performed is because of its stringent requirements of set-up alone.)

But here’s where things get trickier still. I’m going off of the program notes, which are a little baffling, and what I witnessed. The orchestra is unconducted. The orchestral piece (as opposed to the electronic piece, composed independently and layered on top of the orchestral score) has no score. I know, I don’t quite get it, either. Let me quote composer Andrew Culver’s notes:

Ocean 1-95 consists of 30,067 Events spread over 2,403 pages divided among the parts for 112 musicians. There is no score. Five sequences of 19 compositions are played simultaneously yet non-synchronously, forming the 95 compositions that make up the work. Individual musicians move from piece to piece as they become available. Each time a player enters a new composition, he or she will find it composed according to a different set of rules and parameters (1 of 20). Each piece must be performed according to 1 of 7 sets of performance practices.

The mind, it boggles. On top of this is, as I mentioned, was an entirely different composition (by David Tudor) of electronically-recorded and altered sound–aquatic life, sonar, etc and the arrangement of which differs from one performance to the next. Got it? Right. Let’s move on. The choreography was initially to be made of 64 phrases (based on the 64 hexagrams in I Ching, the source of ‘chance operations’) but Cunningham doubled that number to fill out 90 minutes of performance time. Individual phrases in dance are a fairly straightforward concept–a phrase may be a brief solo or duet, it may be a series of steps that are repeated in some variation among different dancers.

All of this together makes up 90 minutes. So that nobody (be they dancer, musician, lighting engineer, etc) gets lost, there are clocks placed at various points around the stage. I imagine dancers base their entrances on what time it is, since they cannot rely on musical cues–I assume there are clocks backstage as well. What you get from all of this are a series of individual stunning and dynamic moments comprising a whole. It’s all fascinatingly complicated, and the dancers’ instincts are astonishing. (Cunningham’s Split Sides–that which uses compositions by Radiohead and Sigur Ros–among other works relies on such unusual, unique encounters, or Chance Aesthetic, to create truly remarkable and unique and, of course, very abstract works.)

So what is it about, you may ask? Well, nothing specific. As mentioned, the impulse comes from Joyce, the ocean, and the chance aesthetic. Beyond that, if you’re looking for any sort of narrative, you’re out of luck. I find that, more often than not, Merce’s pieces create facets of nature out of the dancers–they are not people, in other words. I don’t think I can necessarily call them mood pieces, however, since there’s something mechanical about his technique and choreography, and there’s nothing obvious about his imagery, but I also cannot say that the pieces lack warmth. I’d wager that it’s highly intellectual above all else, but to watch it doesn’t require a brainiac, only patience.


The purple costumes, around minute 86.

Related: From an autobiographical statement from John Cage:

We are living in a period in which many people have changed their mind about what the use of music is or could be for them. Something that doesn’t speak or talk like a human being, that doesn’t know its definition in the dictionary or its theory in the schools, that expresses itself simply by the fact of its vibrations. People paying attention to vibratory activity, not in reaction to a fixed ideal performance, but each time attentively to how it happens to be this time, not necessarily two times the same. A music that transports the listener to the moment where he is.

Missy | July 10, 2005

Worm on Toby’s finger, Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Mihow, Toby, and I, oddly enough on a pants-buying mission, went to Pier 17 yesterday. It’s a tourist spot I never knew existed (at the east end of Fulton Street, between Lower Manhattan and the Brooklyn Bridge). It was a beautiful day complete with a brief heavy summer storm, which we waited out over drinks on the pier. Later we went to dinner at Sweetwater in the burg of William, where Toby made friends with a (1/4) inchworm. You should have seen him (the worm) getting up on his hind quarters & gyrating, obviously having a conversation with Toby.

Unfortunately, I skipped the Constantines show at Southpaw last night because I was headache-y and sleepy.

More photos here.

Related: The front page of the Times features a funny look at the history of the Fulton Fish Market, which is moving to the Bronx where “…they will begin peddling their dead-eyed wares…” Heh.

Unrelated: Merce! I am seeing the rarely performed “Ocean” on Thursday.

Missy | July 5, 2005

I’m hyperventilating a little bit. Digable Planets have reunited and are playing at Irving Plaza this Thursday.

Fireworks, NYC-style

Missy | July 4, 2005

I no longer have the convenience of watching fireworks from my kitchen windows, and instead fought off vertigo in the dark to climb up my fire escape to the roof (even though I could see just fine from the fire escape itself). Unfortunately, I don’t have a tripod & I was a little far away, but these photos turned out not bad.

More here.

Missy | July 3, 2005

Well if that wasn’t easy, I don’t know what is.

Flowerbox with petunias on my crooked fire escape rail.

Missy | July 3, 2005

Did anybody actually watch Live 8? I have only the most basic of cable, so I settled for the exciting Wimbledon final between Venus Williams & Lindsay Davenport (and though I was happy for Venus, I always root for Lindsay) before heading to the park.

I did briefly sit through some of the highlights on ABC last night. Let’s just say that Madonna’s performance did not quite have the same impact on me as it did in 1985.

Missy | July 2, 2005

I finished the Saturday crossword.

A bunch of stuff crammed into one post

Missy | July 2, 2005

Day 2 in (for me) a four day weekend. I took Ezra’s class at Steps yesterday (where I watched tiny Alessandra Ferri taking ballet class before rushing upstairs) and my body cannot (yet) handle his class two days in a row. So, this afternoon I went to Prospect Park for some walking and some rays.

A view of Prospect Park:

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Meanwhile, may I also recommend D.O.C. Wine Bar in Williamsburg? It’s cozy and delicious. (And I had only wine & cheese).

I forgot to mention that I’ll be TIFFing again this year. I made my travel reservations and, given my leave situation (which is pretty generous) with my new job, I settled upon six of the ten days this year. I think that means last Saturday’s three movie day was the beginning of my endurance training.