Encounters at the (almost) end of the world

Posted By Missy on January 24, 2010

(Thank you for your patience.)

Here I am in the air, having left New York City approximately 36 hours prior (I spent a night at an airport hotel in Santiago to avoid any travel delay-related snags, which, if you know me, are among my Top Things That Stress Me Out. And allow me to state that it was the Right Thing to Do. Another person on the trip had her bag held up at one of her layovers, unbeknownst to her, and had to buy most everything anew, including hiking shoes, in a hurry the morning we disembarked from our rendezvous point). Though all of western coastal South America was interesting to fly over, it wasn’t until Patagonia that my energy about-faced. Finally, exhilaration overtakes fatigue!


Mountains and glaciers–GLACIERS!–somewhere over the Patagonia region of Argentina and/or Chile

I flew into Punta Arenas, Chile, which is on the Strait of Magellan. This is the Strait of Magellan.


The Straight of Magellan. It’s doesn’t look exciting, but remember where it is. The bottom of the human earth as we know it, that’s where.

The drive from Punta Arenas to Puerto Natales, the gateway city (what they really mean is town, because you can cover it all quite easily on foot) to Torres Del Paine National Park was 3 hours north.


The view form Puerto Natales, the day I arrived.


The view form Puerto Natales, the morning after. While a fellow traveler hunted for emergency clothes and shoes, I hung out by the water.

I tried taking a few timer shots of myself. The result was less than satisfactory. Incidentally, there are lots and lots of stray dogs in Puerto Natales, where the people do not believe in neutering. You can’t not be followed by them everywhere you go. One jumped into my shot.


A potato-type dog, which is a made-up nonsense name to describe my boyfriend’s dog, who also happens to be a potato-type dog. I thought this was some sort of sign from her. In reality, the dog probably hoped that I had a scrap of food in my hand.

By this time I had met up with my group (5 of us including myself) and our guides. We drove another three hours to get to the park, on mostly gravel roads. Here was our first lookout point, where I and others were overwhelmed by the wind. I submit that you have not felt wind until you have traveled to Patagonia.


Me, Torres Del Paine National Park, and Lake Sarmiento. The sediment from glacier activity turned the lakes interesting colors.


Waiting for our boat on Grey Lake to take us to our first stop on the ‘W’ trek. (We moved west to east instead of the standard east to west, starting at Refugio Grey.)


Clearly, I really liked that boat ride.

Oh my.

Our first day of activity included a hike on the glacier, which was maybe the awesomest thing I’ve ever done. This view is from the landing, before we got into our harnesses and crampons. It’s okay to snicker at those words.


Part of Glacier Grey, seen from Grey Lake, which is actually very, very grey. You have not seen grey water like this.

This is what hiking on a glacier looks like. It looks like a bunch of packed snow but I assure you it is ice. And those crampons hold you to it, even when you’re walking up what feels like a vertical incline.

We also got to peer into scary, deep crevasses. A guide would plant himself and his crampons into the ice and grab your harness and basically let you dangle. If you think such activity would send mild waves of terror straight to your sphincter, you’d be right. Kick a rock down there, and you’d count one one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand SPLASH.


Aw, it’s shaped like a heart.

Later that day, we hiked down the first part of the W to Refugio Paine Grande. I had to keep looking over my shoulder, because seriously:

I should mentioned that, technically, I had four cameras on my person: Holga (film), Olympus OM-1n (film), point & shoot (digital back-up), and iPhone (back-up to the digital back-up). It was around this point that my back-up camera, the point & shoot, wheezed for a time until it ceased working altogether. I had just put in a new card, one with way too much memory (16Gb!) for the machinations of this Nikon cheapy to handle. I wanted to cry but we had to keep moving. I mourned it for a time, wondering if the awesomest activity ever, that being glacier hiking, would make it out of that camera and off of the card alive. (It did, obviously.) But I had gotten over it by the time we reached the refugio, assuming that I’d have to fill gaps in my timeline with drawings.


Sketch courtesy of Adam, who wasn’t there and was going by my description.

Aside: the refugios are in fact like hostels, only you don’t worry so much that someone’s going to steal your stuff. I mean, you’re carrying all your crap on you for the trip; why bother with additional crap? Also, the range of ages–in addition to nationalities–makes for fun dinner conversations. Incidentally, there is booze onsite, though you’re pretty much limited to Austral beer and low-priced Chilean wine.


View of a ranger station, Paine Grande and the Cuernos from Refugio Paine Grande. The clouds were never not dramatic in Patagonia, but we were blessed with pretty much perfect weather.

The next day was a long hike up into the French Valley. We made it only to the first lookout (though I had it in me to press on to the second lookout…but I was with a group).


Paine Grande, the source of several avalanches. So exciting! And loud!


By the look of my glistening upper lip, I was either sweating embarrassingly, or I had just gulped from my wide-mouthed water bottle.

(In case you’re wondering–I stressed out over it for quite a time while preparing for the trip in fact–I decided I would purchase a SteriPen for water sterilization. No gastrointestinal problems for me! This in spite of the facts that (1) By the end we were all kind of “fuck it”, drinking stream and tap water without fear or shame, and (2) Refugio Los Cuernos, our post-French Valley lodging, had been rumored to be diseased, many people including staff had gotten ill, as we learned from groups traveling east to west, that being our only source of communication what with no phones or anything except radio communication in cases of emergency.)

Oh, here’s where I mention the point where Camera Disaster #2 struck. As I finished up a roll of color slide film (which, by the way, I’m slowly putting up on Flickr, along with other photos seen and not seen here, in larger sizes, so go there and check back), I felt the unthinkable as I turned the crank: the film snapped from its attachment in the canister, which meant I couldn’t rewind it and I was now down a second camera. What was happening to me? Was I not supposed to be here? Is Patagonia the Bermuda Triangle of cameras? Later, ingenuity struck when I discovered I could use my sleeping bag as a black bag, hand roll the film around my fingers, and shove it into an empty plastic film canister. Also! Because I had been too lazy to tape up the light leaks on my Holga before I left home, I had a roll of electrical tape with me! I could tape up the canister! Better still, I later learned that LTI (my local color lab) didn’t even require an explanation; they had a line item for “Roll in black canister. Open in dark room.”


The view looking down the valley to Lake Pehoe. Salvaged from that not lost roll of color slide.

The next part becomes sort of fuzzy in my mind because we hiked through lovely meadows along Lake Nordenskjold–for nearly two days we were in the company of Lake Nordenskjold. It’s lovely, and the view across the lake is lovelier still. Kind of like Ireland or something. I also–and don’t tell anybody–pocketed two rocks from the shore. There were white rocks and black rocks and no sand or anything else and those rocks spoke to me.

While in the meadow we encountered a team of horses. Supplies come into the park on foot, by boat (if accessible to water), and on horseback.


Another view of the Cuernos, from the meadows on the other side.

Next we rounded into the Ascencio Valley. So lovely. You can see the trail on the left, and the roof of our refugio to the right of the river. That trail gave a vertiginous thrill, especially when a team of horses came past.

The following day we got up at 2:50 am to hike in the dark to see the Tores Del Paine at sunrise. Most people had headlamps. I brought my bike light, which is ill-advised if you use trekking poles, as I did, because you don’t have enough hands. Also: trekking poles! A couple of the greatest things I’ve ever owned, for serious. My knees give me trouble and, although these hikes were mostly mildly challenging treks rather than miles of up, up, up followed by a reversal going down, down, down (seriously - I did virtually no prep work and my body was fine), those trekking poles were, as they say, game changers.

Anyway, that was a tough hike. The last half mile is basically straight up on loose dirt and rock. You could see the little headlamps above you on the trail, too. Frighteningly, there was a rock slide during that last half mile. All lights stopped moving, and voices grew quiet while we strained to see where it was coming from. It was on the other, untraveled side of the hill, and nobody was hurt. A total pants-peer moment.


Approximately 5 a.m. See the person at the bottom for scale.


At sunrise. On a lucky day, those things blaze a bright orange. Though not orange on this particular day, I count myself fortunate that they weren’t under cloud cover.

The last part of the trek was where the W hooks down, like you’re writing in cursive or something, where we spent a low-key evening (though, most evenings were spent in the company of a wood stove, a book or a card game, and always booze) at a refugio run by a mother and daughter who spoke no English and who served the best lamb & lentil stew I’ve ever had. (The rest of the time, the food was kind of blech. Like, pasta and canned vegetables kind of meals. Like I said earlier, limited supplies.) This was the view from our living room, with the three towers in view:

The view from our living room at, no joke, 11 pm on the longest day of the year:

The next day we left the park to see some wildlife and do some hiking in the Sierra Baguales, a range separating Chile & Argentina, also home to massive, massive ranches (or, estancias)…some with tens of thousands of sheep, and few humans that we could encounter. (On the ‘W’ trek, you’re never alone. I’d say you never go more than 15-20 minutes without encountering another group or couple.) This is where we saw the guanacos!


Some don’t fare too well.

There’s not as much wildlife in Patagonia as what I’m used to with other hiking trips. There’re oodles of tiny orchids all over the place, but a dearth of animal life inside the park. Aside from guanacos, there are wild horses in the mountains (which our guide Boris has made a living taming–he’s an actual horse whisperer), some emu, nandu, and, believe it or not, flamingos. Boris’ wife told us that the dumb flamingo wade out into water when it’s cold and then get stuck when the water freezes overnight. Come morning, you’ll find a third of a flamingo because the foxes come down to eat the trapped birds. Now, that is nature working at its finest.

We did see some of the ranchers (gauchos) taking cows to pasture, or sheep to be shorn. All accompanied by herding dogs, who also tried herding our van. Those dogs are constantly working and running, never not trying to keep things in order, always responding to a series of different whistles. My boyfriend’s dog, by contrast, sleeps for about 20 of the 24 hours in a day.

On our final day, we went horseback riding around Puerto Natales. I hadn’t been riding since I was about 12 and in Girl Scouts or 4-H and it was a much different experience this time. I’m aware that horses can sense human emotion and fear and, well, I was really kind of scared out of my mind for no reasonable reason.


Dolly, a former wild horse tamed by Boris and who really only wanted to eat grass.

What else can I tell you. I lost a lot of hair trying to detangle at day’s end. I was so happy I remembered to pack a camping clothesline, which allowed me to wear the same pants every day and keep a clean pair available for evening lounging with my book and beer. I used this pack and these poles and recommend both. It went without saying that the scenery will knock your socks off. The hikes won’t kill you, unless maybe you do the full W circuit that loops around the mountains to put you back where you started. I had no trouble getting around despite knowing about five words in Spanish. I’m so glad I did it! Please check Flickr for additional highlights. And, feel free to email me if you want more details about the hiking or are interested in the travel company I went with.

I know

Posted By Missy on January 20, 2010


Paine Grande and Los Cuernos, Torres Del Paine National Park in Patagonia, Chile

I’m sitting on a bunch of edited photos and no blog post and I’ve been back about a month.

Some things never change

Posted By Missy on January 9, 2010

I’m sitting on a mountain of film that I swear I’m getting to. Meanwhile, I was scanning a roll of color slide film that I shot on my new used Mamiya. Adam took this one at Baked in Red Hook.

It bears a striking resemblance to a shot my friend Toby took of me with his Leica in early 2005 (I think), at a place whose name I can’t remember, in Williamsburg.

Longer hair, same introverted “C” posture.

Happy New Year!

Posted By Missy on January 1, 2010

(Patagonia pictures are still a work in progress.)

All dogs sit!

Posted By Missy on November 29, 2009


Maddie, Faust, and Leroy wait for the ball to be thrown during offleash at Coffey Park

Adam scored a great deal on a used Mamiya 645AF, a professional medium-format film camera, as my (early) Christmas & birthday present. You guys, the detail! See here. More most certainly to come.

Red Hook, Brooklyn

Posted By Missy on November 20, 2009


Yellows, Verona Street


Bar


Sunny’s Bar

The place I will go

Posted By Missy on November 13, 2009

In one month I will be in Chile, starting a trek through Torres Del Paine in the Patagonia region. It’s not so far south as Tierra Del Fuego, but it’s close enough to render their “June” weather comparable to New York right now, with daylight stretching to eighteen hours.

This is a plan that’s been hatching for almost two years. I had been prioritizing domestic travel — we have some pretty spectacular national parks in the U.S., after all — partly because it’s easier and cheaper, partly because we never did the family-tour-to-the-Grand-Canyon and the like when I was a kid. Still, Patagonia! It seemed so exotic and beautiful, with some of the best hiking in the world, a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Meanwhile, the economy fell into the toilet and I was worried whether I’d continue to have a steady stream of income. Come summer, things looked to be stable so I decided it was now or never, I hooked up with a reputable tour outfit (The World Outdoors who, so far, have been nothing but awesome) and within a couple of hours I had dropped several grand. (Cue wave of nausea.)

Oh boy, I can’t wait. At the same time, I’m mildly panicking. I don’t speak a word of Spanish and I’ve a night in Santiago on my own pre- and post-trip. I’m panicking about being able to fit all my necessary crap in my (carry-on) frame pack and what I’m going to do with my trekking poles (which can’t be carried on the plane). I’m panicking about flight delays in December. I’m even panicking about currency, even though I have easy access to a travel office right here. Because I’m an idiot, because I’m traveling alone (until I meet up with the tour guides), and because travel logistics stress me out.

On the other hand, I can’t even yet imagine the sites I’ll see and the photos I’ll get.

Added to my anxiety is whether my knees, the source of several previous incidents of drama and pain, can hold up for the five days of the ‘W’ trek. Right now, I’m in physical training. In addition to bike commuting, the horrifically dull stairmaster workout at the gym, and a resumption of physical therapy exercises for my knees, I have been loading up my pack and walking to & from work–approximately six miles total, which I will need to increase both in frequency and distance very soon. It’s fun! I love to walk and I realize how much iPod-listening I’m missing out on by riding my bicycle so regularly. (Cyclists who ride in the city with earphones: you stupid.)

Naturally, there’s ample opportunity for point & shoot moments:


Hiking to work, rosacea and nostrils flaring


Empire State after dark.

What’s new?

Posted By Missy on November 3, 2009

I was in Las Vegas, for one thing. Then I flew home.


Arizona


Indiana

I’ve also been hanging out with my boyfriend.


69th Street Pier, Bay Ridge, Brooklyn

Plus: working, tapping, cycling, reading, hanging out with friends, seeing some dance. It’s a quiet little life these days.

Self-portrait

Posted By Missy on September 27, 2009

Just because.

Bike Log, vol 7 - NYC Century Edition

Posted By Missy on September 14, 2009

Sunday was New York City’s annual century bike tour. It winds through Manhattan, Brooklyn, the seemingly endless and confusing Queens, and the Bronx and riders can choose among distances. I signed up for the 100 months ago, failed to fully train for it, yet decided I was going to do it anyway. Given commuting mileage to & from the north Central Park start & finish, Adam and I opted for the “75″ miler, which was actually 86 miles. (Alternatively, we considered sleeping in, picking up the route when it passed by my apartment in Brooklyn, and riding the remainder of the 100 before commuting home the miles we missed by being lazy. But he has a dog, and she needs to pee.)

Here’s how our day went.

We woke up around 5 something. Shoulda been 5 exactly but we are sluggish, cranky people before dawn’s crack. We had our stuff packed up, our clothes laid out, hard-boiled eggs & bread & jam ready to eat, but as I watched Adam peel and peel and peel, frustratingly but silently (for if words were spoken, all hell would break loose), at an impossible to peel egg, I knew we were going be late. The dog was taken out and her bowl filled with food and put where she couldn’t reach it until local friend came to tend to her later. We hopped on our bikes and booked toward Manhattan. Somewhere around the Manhattan Bridge I felt like I was going to expel the hard-boiled contents of my stomach. I took deep breaths and pressed on, though I worried my day would end before it even started.

Somewhere past Canal Street, a few terse words were exchanged; see, logistics often stress me out and here we were facing the decision to continue riding like hell to get to 110th Street or finding the riders along the way but missing out on obtaining rider cue sheets. I simply could not decide and wanted Adam to make the decision. Turns out he, too, was ready to upchuck. We were not happy, but the shared barfy-ness seemed to unite us. Around 30th Street, we cut over to Broadway figuring somewhere between there and the Brooklyn Bridge, we’d find everybody. We did, and then our moods improved.

By the time we got to the first rest stop, at Prospect Park, Adam said, “I’m almost feeling like I’m not gonna barf!” I concurred. You wouldn’t know it here:

But I did eat a Krispy Kreme.

Around mile 20, we witnessed a crash between oncoming cyclists. No one was hurt, we think, but one rider hit his head on the ground. He was helmeted.

We passed under the Verrazano Bridge, which looks lovely in the early morning.

Then we began a stretch from Coney Island to the Rockaways and back up to Howard Beach that traced a portion of Adam’s and my 50 mile first date, incidentally the last time I rode 50 miles. Here we are along the Rockaway Beach boardwalk.

I was cruising along pretty well up to around mile 50 but then began a serious of downhills. Not literal downhills, because those are to be celebrated, but the physical deterioration kind. That, and Queens is the most confusing place on earth, so I never had a clue where I was (except for when we were around Forest Hills and Flushing Meadows, only because we had just biked up there a few days prior for the US Open) or when the next rest stop was coming.

One exciting break to all of my overblown misery (I had still many more miles to go before full-on despair was permissible to kick in) was the lap around the Kissena Velodrome. For those who don’t know, a velodrome is a banked track for track-bike racing; though track bikes are favored by your friendly neighborhood hipster (and, it turns out, me), their primary purpose is for going really fast without brakes on a special track. Now, the key word in that last sentence for purposes of this exposition is “banked”: let me be the person who admits to freaking out on that track. I didn’t know how fast I needed to go. I didn’t know if I needed to lean. All I know is that mild vertigo washed over me and that I wasn’t sure if my bike was going to slide down the track surface, taking my dermis along with it, or if I’d topple feet over head in the other direction–one of the two outcomes seemed certain. I was also foolish enough to snap photos during that lap. Here’s one exactly as it came out of my camera:

It looks like I’m smiling and enjoying myself, right? Like I wasn’t scared shitless and SCREAMING, right? Let’s turn it around and get a better read:

I’m afraid that look of terror is not faked, folks. Nor is my strange onset of elephantitis of the right shoulder. The sad thing is, that pic looks like it was taken on one of the flatter sides of the track.

Post-velodrome, I started bonking on & off, despite periodic infusions of food and drink. My quads were beginning to shut down, thanks in part to an unaccustomed 12 mile ride the day prior on my new fixed gear, and my hands and feet started to unexpectedly hurt like hell. Pressing one’s feet against the inside of cleated shoes thousands of times over and resting a good percentage of one’s weight onto one’s hands for many hours? Yep, color me surprised. Adam kept me amused by speaking in convincing foreign accents and recounting his own experience during one century of yore riding the stretch near LaGuardia where he zoned out and crashed into a railing.

By the way, you would be wise to avoid the numerous wheel-eating (”Not So”) grates. They’re everywhere.

Also, I kind of wanted to punch the out-of-towner riders a little bit who have a habit of calling things out. The worst was “Green!” when a light turns green. We’re all stopped, waiting for the light to change, so, you know, we don’t need reminding.

Where was I. Suddenly (except, at the time, it really wasn’t so sudden, if my near-constant grousing was evidence), we were at our last rest stop in lovely Astoria Park before hoofing it over the strangely put-together Triboro Bridge to Wards Island and then into Manhattan. Finally, the finish! Where I could pick up my hard-earned t-shirt!

Of course, then we had to ride down through Central Park park and back to Brooklyn. I was nearly in tears riding through what was suddenly the most ginormous and annoying park ever created. But when it spit us out onto Manhattan’s streets, I forgot about how much my body wanted to shrivel up and die, and my brain snapped to attention. Though the route passed through non-blocked-off roads and streets, we had been spoiled with early riding hours, low traffic, and patient drivers. Midtown traffic’ll get you if you’re passive or half-asleep.

We made it home. We had stayed upright (with the exception of my 10-minute corpse pose in Astoria Park) and we had zero flats or other mechanical problems. The subsequent shower, cheeseburger, beer, and sleep are now counted among The Greatest Things Ever.

Many appreciative thank yous to the folks from Transportation Alternatives, the ride’s primary sponsor. Numerous volunteers, copious amount of food and drink, and terrific weather made for a wonderful ride.

New bike

Posted By Missy on September 12, 2009

Made with love by fast boy cycles. First time on a fixie, I had the option of subwaying home or riding from Harlem to Cobble Hill, and I chose to ride. With the exception of a few panicky starts & stops, I adapted. Holy cats, I did it! I also had a coach, he being my boyfriend, but don’t tell Bike Snob.

Boy and dog, looking out

Posted By Missy on August 18, 2009

Hiking Anthony’s Nose, just south of and across the river from West Point.

(Kodak E100 VS color slide film.)

Parks, dogs, and the Metropolitan Opera

Posted By Missy on August 15, 2009

Last night members of the Metropolitan Opera performed a little recital in Coffey Park in Red Hook, Brooklyn. Adam and I took the dog and a camera and enjoyed ourselves. We love Coffey Park. Last week we watched a movie in the park, and there’s a nice community of dog owners who gather daily for off-leash hours.

MORE.

Don’t You Forget About Me

Posted By Missy on August 11, 2009

Let’s not get in the habit of periodic updates containing only memorials. Therefore, something happy, perhaps to give me a kick-start in the blog pants:

I finally saw TV on the Radio

R.I.P

Posted By Missy on July 27, 2009

Merce Cunningham

Merce Cunningham, legendary choreographer and teacher, a major influence on how I view the world.  His approach challenged my body and my brain. 

A tremendous loss.  (He now joins John Cage and Robert Rauschenberg in avant garde heaven.)

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